so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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