soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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