So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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