lets start a swedish sibling band together
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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