You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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