No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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