I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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