he wants to bone in the snuggie
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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