we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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