pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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