Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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