Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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