if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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