She is in my trunk
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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