belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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