One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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