sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We talked him into tasing himself.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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