Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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