Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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