How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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