God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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