we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Shame is for Republicans.
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