I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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