i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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