ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I think I just sharted jello shots
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