Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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