ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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