What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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