omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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