from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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