Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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