Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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