I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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