I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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