party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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