9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
as a side note pls kill me
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