butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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