I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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