i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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