I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
