My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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