He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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