I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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