he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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