I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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