Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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