i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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