I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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