Me too!
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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