Buhtt sex?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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