dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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