I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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