I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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