i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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