she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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