Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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