Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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