okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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