You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Randomize
